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Look at those luverly lads! How could you not love them? I know I do! I'd like to introduce you to the lads, George, Ringo, John and Paul. Say 'ello boys!
All: 'Ello!
See? Aren't they such nice clean lads?
John: Oh yes, we're very clean y'know. Well, alla us 'cept for Paulie. Ye don' wanna know wha' 'e does!
Paul: 'Ey! Tha's 'ardly fair! Yer no betta Lennon!
George: This is wha' I've 'ad ta deal with fer years! No wonder ever'one calls me the quiet one, 'ow can I get a word in with those two constantly at it?
Right. John, Paul, shurrup.
John/Paul: Sorry Sky, we'll be good.
You better. Anyroad, I'm sure ever'one's 'eard the story o' 'ow yer name came about, but some may not know it. So John, would you please give us yer rendition of 'ow ya came upon the name?
John: Right luv. I'll start at the begining. Which is only logical, eh?
John, will you just get ON with it already???
John: Alrigh' alrigh', chill luv. Anyroad, as I was sayin', in the begining, there was darkness. After tha' darkness, there came a bright an' blindin' light. The light o' life.
John!!!
John: Well there was!
Yes John, I know. But will you just get to the name bit, pulease?!
John: Oh alrigh' luv. Ruin all me fun. Anyroad, it all came to me in a dream. 'Twas a lit'le man upon a flyin' cupcake. An' 'e said unto me "Youse shall be the Beatles with an 'a'" an' so we were. An' are.
Thank you John. That was, uh...great.
John smiles: Ta luv!
Alright then, let's commence with the tour!
Ringo: Is it a magical tour?
Paul: With lots of mystery?
John: An' sugar??
George: Will they(motions towards rest with head) ever grow up??
Hahahahaha, all yer questions will be answered in time. 'Til then, just sit back an' enjoy!
*skips off to get into mischief*
George: Oh man, that can't be good can it?
Paul: Yeah, I've got a distinctly bad feelin' 'bout alla this.
*guys gather into circle to discuss future safety*
~a voice is heard~
All will be explained! Just have fun ever'one!
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Their fame went far beyond their own hopes. Their success was unsurpassable. Paul McCartney himself said that the Beatles were a hard group to follow. Almost forty years after, the Beatles are still making tremendous impact on the lives of people, are still beloved of many, and sell millions of albums world wide. Not only that, but there is a new generation of Beatlefans. Young people around the world are turning onto the Beatles, their timeless lyrics, and their loveable personalities. I, am one of many of these new Beatlefans.
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Mwahaha, finally school's out! yaynez! Anyroad, here's my current selection!
Boris the Spider
By The WHO(written by John Entwistle)
Look he's crawling up my wall
Black and hairy, very small
Now he's up above my head
Hanging by a little thread
BORIS THE SPIDER!
BORIS THE SPIDER!
Now he's dropped onto the floor
Heading for the bedroom door
Maybe he's as scared as me
Where's he gone now, I can't see
BORIS THE SPIDER!
BORIS THE SPIDER!
Creepy...crawly
Creepy...crawly
Creepy...creepy
Crawly...crawly
Creepy...creepy
Crawly...crawly...
Creepy...creepy
Crawly...crawly
Creepy...creepy
Crawly...crawly...
There he is wrapped in a ball
Doesn't seem to move at all
Perhaps he's dead, I'll just make sure
Pick this book up off the floor
BORIS THE SPIDER!
BORIS THE SPIDER!
Creepy...crawly
Creepy...crawly
Creepy...creepy
Crawly...crawly
Creepy...creepy
Crawly...crawly...
Creepy...creepy
Crawly...crawly
Creepy...creepy
Crawly...crawly...
He's come to a sticky end
Creepy...crawly
Don't think he will ever mend
Creepy...crawly
Never more will he crawl 'round
Creepy...crawly
He's embedded in the ground
Creepy...crawly
BORIS THE SPIDER!
BORIS THE SPIDER!
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